when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage


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Just breathe, this is only temporary.
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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

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